Nekurtuazny kvadraptih

Cpartanskaya love men and men
For where two rings is two ends,
Blue sticks and cloves in the middle.
And the women do not break hearts in love.
 
In the annals of impasses reached its climax,
Hazy makeup allowed boundaries,
Falls in love with cows milkmaid Pelagia,
Tchaikovsky inspired by children's buttocks.

Until the end comes only summer
And rosy shake dancing someone Speer.
Under a passionate kiss from Juliet's Juliet
Is itself our crazy world.


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Vanya equitable division of crust,
And then offended, killed a fly,
That it was the noise, then it was shame -
To buzzed - killed her mother.

Vanya clay was softer wax
But it Framed Hooligans namesake,
I gave a little slap in the face, gave to the judge on his paw -
Clay of grief killed my father.

Vanya pacifists hated the war
But he was called, Battalion purulent
The smell of barracks numb the throat -
Vanya pacifists destroyed the city.

Vanya Cosmonauts was everywhere the first,
Somewhere in the orbit abruptly lost their nerve,
And the nature of nature vnemlya
Vanya Cosmonauts destroy the earth.

Somewhere in Alaska, somewhere in Antarctica,
Hab Ivan, which not hurt a fly,
There were no ideas, no charisma ...
Let's drink of the eternal genius pofigizma!


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Shakhtar Donetsk Shakhtar Shahterovich went to slaughter,
A fag Leo Zhukovsky went for the boy,
Nice dive, because life is all alone,
B which should be useful scoop from the bottom.

Pilot Pilot Pilotovich rose into the sky,
A fag Leo Ye cosmically piss,
Nice raise and stars night flight
Do not miss useful to incredible heights.

Hero Hero Geroevich lived heroically life
A fag Leo Ye put on it,
But individually almost hero
Whose homeland is a hemorrhoid ...


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Once again I'll be there in the fourteenth life
I'll be straightforward and rabotyasch shorter than from the plow.
I'll be loyal to the end of the birch homeland
And I will angrily denounce their ZhZhe poems.

I'll clean the Slav in his drunken state,
And everyone can easily understand my abusive.
I will praise the Russian, Jewish hate,
My grave here and there in a big way to defile.

Ivan will call me, my wife probably Zina.
I will be all that they say the lower back.
I'll be the most important cons ebitelskoy basket ...
I must have for this life now crying ...